homoish:

homoish:

homoish:

so at my brothers baseball game, as soon as we got to the field my dad left the car and went and sat with his best friend (they might be a little gay for each other) 

imageI was left alone, rude!

and theN THEY LEFT ME?? wheRE DID THEY GO???
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sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

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mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

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I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW  and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok. 

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egberts:

egberts:

turtle

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thesylverlining:

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

i did not see it at first and thought it was just a sad man touching a wall

then i shrieked

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mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

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dancingtothelight:

I don’t know the source for this otherwise I’d give it

this is where I found it

but this is the most amazing solution to the biggest Harry Potter mystery

original source thanks to a lovely individual

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africantea:

vegtble:

vaitape:

samueldhall:

Perfect perfect perfect perfect. This just became my favourite all time photo on tumblr

Looks like an open book

is that a wave? wow

 

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553,319 notes • 1:30 PM

dudewhereismytardis:

freakoftheangels:

un-requitedl0ve:

i took you for granted, VHS. i took you for granted..

huh…

i think we have a youngster over here…

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goddess-river:

Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?

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106,448 notes • 1:28 PM

i-am-not-unique:

thecorpsebrideiwillneverbe:

jah-feel:

I’m sorry but I had to reblog this. This book is basically the book I needed as a kid instead of realizing all of those things the hard way~

My future children will have this

Hey my brother has this

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233,632 notes • 1:28 PM

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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