bucketofpeaches:

Asexuals don’t fuck around.

(via bahorelsexual)

262,268 notes • 7:31 PM

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

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kawaii-yaois:

i am groot

(via bahorelsexual)

putins-boyfriend:

communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

hola

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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5,961 notes • 7:17 PM

beyonseh:

she’s so well mosturized i love it 

(Source: honeybeys, via humorking)

kellynkupcake:

My fiancé feel asleep with my Loki pillow over his face and this is the best thing that has ever happened.

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refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

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77,129 notes • 7:15 PM

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

(via shakeitupandout)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via pretendimhot)

2,620 notes • 4:53 PM

27/08/14

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puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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