z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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I’ve spent my 18 years of life trying to be okay with the fact that humans fade in and out of each others’ lives. No matter how I think about it, I can’t make it sound romantic or poetic. To those who have already passed through my life and to those who eventually will: I love you. I miss you. The back door will always be unlocked if you ever feel like coming home.

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Anonymous inquired These kids really shouldn't be posting about getting ready for Hogwarts should they? I mean, statue of secrecy and all...

harrypotterconfessions:

maybe if it were still 1990 and no one in the muggle world had heard of Harry Potter, but we’ve got complete freedom now! Like I can tell you that I graduated from wizarding school in 2005, because most of the people that read that are not going to believe it.

muahahahaha

arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

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joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

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willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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phrongs:

see ya guys tomorrow on platform 9 3/4

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" Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me "
by

Star Quotes
Scorpio

Daniel Brink

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madaras-lower-parts:

supersaiyanswagga:

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

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That gif is literally perfect

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doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world

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nuclearcherries:

Persona 4 is a game where it takes a look at the nature of humanity and how we repress things and hide behind a mask

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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

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glassass:

dersekingdom:

THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.

CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS. 

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