so at my brothers baseball game, as soon as we got to the field my dad left the car and went and sat with his best friend (they might be a little gay for each other)
I was left alone, rude!
and theN THEY LEFT ME?? wheRE DID THEY GO???
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok.
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
i did not see it at first and thought it was just a sad man touching a wall
then i shrieked
Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?